JUST DO IT.

My butt is BIG and round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges has made it rounder not smaller and that's just fine. It's a space heater for my side of the bed. It's my embassador to those who walk behind me. It's a border collie that heards skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. My butt is big and that's just fine and those who might scorn are invited to KISS IT.